Expert on Squatters Warns Nation: We're in for a 'Nightmare'

My cousin had a squatter in his place in Commiefornia, I thankfully don't live there so I paid him and his squatter a visit. Short story made shorter I scared the squatter so bad that they peed themselves. The squatter didn't even try to get their stuff, they just ran out and apparently never returned.

If you want to get rid of squatters you have to make them fear for their lives via proxy or a third party. Then if the police show up, the owner just has to play stupid and have an alibi, better yet if owner "believes" the squatters owe money to a "drug dealer" and he/she has been getting strange calls asking about the squatters.