Would you Ever Pay This Much for a Single Ticket For Anything?

OMG. These people deserve to go broke. Why waste all that money for tickets, airfare and hotel, when they could watch the StupidBowl and halftime $hit Show on TV for free??? I remember all the times I was so broke I could only afford to buy a bag of mixed dry beans and a package of seasoning. I ate boiled dry beans for a week.
Now I feel wasteful any time I fritter money on an extra bundle of toilet paper or a candy bar.