Can You PLEASE Stop Washing Your Clothes?!

I'll bet a lot of these Climate Change activists probably abort their babies too. It's for the planet, don't cha know?
What's next? Reusing dirty toilet paper?? I've heard of people using butt-wiping-rags. Do they really want to throw those poopy rags in the washing machine? That's one reason I am loath to take my clothes to the Laundromat. 😱